Cats
There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.
- Anon.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
- Berkeley, Ellen Perry
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
- Bly, Mary
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
- Collette
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
- English Proverb
One cat just leads to another.
- Hemingway, Ernest
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
- Krutch, Joseph Wood
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
- Krutch, Joseph Wood
The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.
- Menaul, Ernest
Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.
- Platt, Dave
People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
- Resnick, Faith
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
- Schweitzer, Albert
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
- Taine, Hippolyte
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
- Unknown
Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.
- Unknown
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
- Unknown
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
- Unknown
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
- Valdez, Jeff
